February 2012
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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Interviewer: So, what would you say is your favorite song off Born This Way?
Gaga: Definitely the title track.
Interviewer: Born This Way?
Gaga: Yes, Judas, it's definitely the best song i've ever written.
Interviewer: I thought you said
Gaga: You and I is my masterpiece.
Interviewer: but
Gaga: Hooker on a Church Corner is my personal favorite.
Interviewer: No. What?
Gaga:
Interviewer:
Gaga: Alejandro is the next single again.
stephenell:
i’m literally disgusted and will be perplexed for the rest of my life as to how kanye west got more shit for stealing a microphone from taylor swift than chris brown has ever gotten for beating the shit out of rihanna
